Joke off Monday 24
January 29, 2007Reasons why it’s great to be a guy…
- A guy’s butt is never a factor in a job interview.
- A guy’s orgasms are real. Always.
- A guy’s last name stays put.
- The garage is all his.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- He can wear a white shirt to a water park.
- Foreplay is optional.
- He never feels compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
- Car mechanics tell him the truth.
- He doesn’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices his new haircut.
- The world is his urinal.
- Hot wax never comes near his pubic area.
- He never has to drive to another gas station because “this one’s just too icky.”
- Same work … more pay.
- Wrinkles add character.
- He doesn’t have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
- Wedding Dress $2,000; Tux rental $100.
- If he retains water, it’s in a canteen.
- People never glance at his chest when he is talking to them.
- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
- New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle his feet.
- Porn movies are designed with him in mind.
- Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: “So, notice anything different?”
- One mood … all of the time.
smile bringers, but…
re: hot wax – I need to show you some of the instructional videos I’ve seen.
re: glancing at chests, speak for yourself, especially if his shirt collar is unbuttoned.
Yea – it IS great to be a guy… especially since we get to have sex with guys!
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I can’t say that all are true for ALL men. I know some guys where a few of these don’t apply. LOL.
I sometimes glance a guy’s chest while speaking to them.
Definitely one mood!!!
Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uhmmm I do get upset when no one notices my hair cut , and some of my new shoes hav emangled and hurt my feet…… I also do look at some chests i mean c’mon some are hot !!! Anyway these must be for str8 guys. They weree funny though really funny . BTW should I be questioning my manhood now ???
So true and so unfair!
I agree totally! But my roommate thinks differently. She thinks men are the moodiest people ever. Imagine that, a woman really thinks she knows a man. I know better than she, what a man really likes.
Or at least I’d like to think so.
Brad sweety, you’re gay, right??? half of those don’t really apply.
bah! wedding dress 40$, tux rental #100
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“A guy’s butt is never a factor in a job interview”
Now I don’t know about that.
Oh yes it’s great to be a guy…hell I wouldn’t survive in heels or spikes. LMAO!
The best part about guy-on-guy IS the foreplay!
These were fun, but yeah, I think the list was made for straight men…
and as a former HR manager I have to agree with Wayne — sometimes a guy’s butt IS a factor in a job interview!!!
(not that I ever hired someone just for having a great ass… no, I’m not THAT shallow…
no, they had to have great hands, too!)
There is also the most obvious, for which I am very gratefull… We don’t bleed and cramp every month.
Great list and while we don’t glance at a mans chest I have been known to glance to the crotch especailly if they are free balling and leaving little to the imagination.
Hey that’s great! So many of those are so true!
Hehe. Silly. Definitely geared to the straight guys, tho.